I'm A Little Piece of Shit

lindirs-gaze:

dappermouth:

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

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whamlastchristmas:
“before and after you told them they were beautiful
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whamlastchristmas:

before and after you told them they were beautiful

kane52630:

LinkedIn | Facebook | Instagram |Tinder Challenge - Batman & Robin (1997) Edition 

discgirl:

Why did you betray him? Why did a great man like you betray our master?  I wasn’t the one who betrayed him, but there are no excuses, the fact of the matter is the person who killed him was me.
SAMURAI CHAMPLOO 1.08 THE ART OF ALTERCATION

twitblr:
“When an average person uses big words.
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twitblr:

When an average person uses big words.

socialjusticewarwick:
“i spent 5 minutes on this
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socialjusticewarwick:

i spent 5 minutes on this

verdetempera:
“been thinkin about the brunch post,,,,,,,,,
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verdetempera:

been thinkin about the brunch post,,,,,,,,,

prendarthethief:

Polyphemus turns to online dating and STILL gets catfished by Odysseus smh

screenshotsofdespair:

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